{"id":37,"date":"2017-10-13T13:56:33","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T13:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/?page_id=37"},"modified":"2017-10-17T03:50:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-17T03:50:29","slug":"landing-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/","title":{"rendered":"Insert Coin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I show up at the bank in a leather jacket and refuse to take my sunglasses off despite being indoors, away from the sun\u2019s harmful rays.\u00a0 I also refuse to put out my cigarette despite being indoors, and the sprinklers go off, dousing us all in wet desperation and rainy romance and <em>lust<\/em>.\u00a0 You rush towards the exit with a folder full of checks and financial documents shielding your head from the waterworks, but I stop you and reel you in close like a dance partner.\u00a0 I let my soggy cigarette fall from my mouth and onto the floor as I whisper in your face that my top three favorite movies are Die Hard, Die Hard 2, and Die Hard with a Vengeance and that I\u2019d love to go on a date with you some time \u2013 maybe see a movie.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-180 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/die-hard-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"787\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/die-hard-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/die-hard-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/die-hard.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I show up at the bank in a leather jacket and refuse to take my sunglasses off despite being indoors, away from the sun\u2019s harmful rays.\u00a0 I also refuse to put out my cigarette despite being indoors, and the sprinklers go off, dousing us all in wet desperation and rainy romance and lust.\u00a0 You rush &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Insert Coin&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-37","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/37\/revisions\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}