{"id":125,"date":"2017-10-16T16:39:53","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T16:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/?page_id=125"},"modified":"2017-10-17T03:12:51","modified_gmt":"2017-10-17T03:12:51","slug":"introductionhistoire-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/introductionhistoire-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The Family Pool Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We show up at the family pool party, and I\u2019m wearing several flotation devices, a snorkeling mask, and a <em>King of Queens<\/em> t-shirt, because I\u2019m the type of guy who wants to make a big splash.\u00a0 But, after eating, I have to wait thirty minutes before getting in the pool, so I decide to speak with your uncle \u2013 the one with the Atari shirt and upside-down, digital wrist-watch.\u00a0 I ask him to set me an alarm for twenty-five minutes; I tell him I don\u2019t want to miss a single second of swimming-time.\u00a0 Sour cream and onion potato-chip-dust smears on the watch\u2019s buttons from his fingers as he does so.\u00a0 And, while your uncle and I count down the time together, he lets me in on something very important:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We show up at the family pool party, and I\u2019m wearing several flotation devices, a snorkeling mask, and a King of Queens t-shirt, because I\u2019m the type of guy who wants to make a big splash.\u00a0 But, after eating, I have to wait thirty minutes before getting in the pool, so I decide to speak &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/introductionhistoire-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Family Pool Party&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-125","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/125\/revisions\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}