{"id":121,"date":"2017-10-16T16:39:17","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T16:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/?page_id=121"},"modified":"2017-10-17T03:09:43","modified_gmt":"2017-10-17T03:09:43","slug":"introductionhistoire-1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/introductionhistoire-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You show up at my apartment suite, and I\u2019m dressed in a charcoal black turtle-neck, a matching, felt jeff cap, and neatly pleated dress-pants.\u00a0 I\u2019m snapping my fingers, off tempo, to the soothing sounds of some jazz record I purchased earlier today.\u00a0 I have its sleeve taped against the wall like a poster, just above the record player.\u00a0 \u201cLet\u2019s swing things up in here, cat!\u201d\u00a0 I tell you it\u2019s jargon, baby.\u00a0 We sit down on my couch, and I pirate a 480p production of <em>Whiplash<\/em> (2014) off a sketchy website with my laptop.\u00a0 I tell you I\u2019ve seen this movie <em>at least<\/em> five times, but I haven\u2019t even seen it once, and I\u2019m not really watching it right now either.\u00a0 Instead, I use my index finger to play time on the back of your hand, lightly tapping <em>tss ts-tss-tss ts-tss-tss<\/em>.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s all the rage,\u201d I eventually say as I lean in.\u00a0 You inform me that my breath smells like coca and hot milk.<\/p>\n<p>Odd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You show up at my apartment suite, and I\u2019m dressed in a charcoal black turtle-neck, a matching, felt jeff cap, and neatly pleated dress-pants.\u00a0 I\u2019m snapping my fingers, off tempo, to the soothing sounds of some jazz record I purchased earlier today.\u00a0 I have its sleeve taped against the wall like a poster, just above &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/introductionhistoire-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The First Date&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-121","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rhetoricofgaming.digitalwcu.org\/customizingidentity\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}